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There are 27 messages totalling 981 lines in this issue.

Topics of the day:

  1. Tour Hates
  2. Chris Tours? I don't think so.. (5)
  3. Review of Can't Change Me (6)
  4. Tickets
  5. Tour Dates (3)
  6. Good Traffic Jam and I am more screwed then you!! (2)
  7. San Fran Date
  8. may limp bizkit never be mentioned on somms again (3)
  9. The fork
 10. L.A SOMMSTERS
 11. Something new???
 12. CAN'T CHANGE ME MP3 EXCLUSIVE!!!!!!
 13. Hey you wanna hear can't change me a week early?

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Date:    Wed, 4 Aug 1999 09:49:29 +0300
From:    The Woodpecker <sosmolok@TECHST02.TECHNION.AC.IL>
Subject: Tour Hates

No Tel-Aviv Show???(sounds pathetic,ah?)
Anyway all you happy american sommsters, bother yourself
to post reviews at least...

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Date:    Wed, 4 Aug 1999 00:22:09 PDT
From:    Dave George-Cosh <wellwaterc@HOTMAIL.COM>
Subject: Chris Tours? I don't think so..

Hey y'all,

I just got to thinking, what happens if this is all some elaborate trick
pulled by Jim Guiernot to have some publicity on Chris. I mean, what happens
if we're all waiting in anticipation, and then some clown wearing nothing
but a tie around his neck pops out and starts singing Limp Bizkit? Think
about it..it COULD happen.

To The Guy Saying Van Vanishing Is The Best WWC Song : *buzzer sound* Wrongo
buddy. Its The Ending. Tell me when listening to that, you can't picture the
trailer from Payback or some other action movie playing in your head. That's
what kicks about WWC, the mental imagery every song has.

Peace Out. And I want to dispel the rumour I'm a 55 year old unemployed man
sitting in front of my comp. Thank you.

Dave

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you'll walk away virus-free"
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Date:    Wed, 4 Aug 1999 00:38:19 PDT
From:    Dave George-Cosh <wellwaterc@HOTMAIL.COM>
Subject: Review of Can't Change Me

Hey there,

I know CGM isn't released yet. I know I haven't heard it. But you know, I'm
a crazy fuck, so I'm gonna review it for you now. My review, and you can
skip the rest of the post if you want, is that it SUCKS! I mean, I used to
have the highest respect for him, and now's he's gone all fucking Lillith on
me. So, goddamn it, I took my imaginary copy of CGM, stuck it in the middle
of my homemade pentagram, and burned it. That's right, I did the same thing
them Christian chicks did in the late 60's with the Beatles records. I got
all my internet cafe friends and held a massive bonfire for that one tape,
imaginary mind you. So there you go. I'm sure my review of Euphoria Dreams a
month before its released won't be as nice as this review is. Oh, and to the
people with the Chris websites, you can use this for early reviews.

(the unstoppable) Dave
is out.

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Date:    Wed, 4 Aug 1999 07:46:38 GMT
From:    -The Cat- <the_cat17@HOTMAIL.COM>
Subject: Re: Chris Tours? I don't think so..

>From: Dave George-Cosh <wellwaterc@HOTMAIL.COM>
>Reply-To: Dave George-Cosh <wellwaterc@HOTMAIL.COM>
>To: SOMMS@MITVMA.MIT.EDU
>Subject: [SOMMS] Chris Tours? I don't think so..
>Date: Wed, 4 Aug 1999 00:22:09 PDT
>
>Hey y'all,
>
>I just got to thinking, what happens if this is all some elaborate trick
>pulled by Jim Guiernot to have some publicity on Chris. I mean, what
>happens
>if we're all waiting in anticipation, and then some clown wearing nothing
>but a tie around his neck pops out and starts singing Limp Bizkit? Think
>about it..it COULD happen.

Yes....yes it could Dave. That's enough weed for today, man....:)

...but yeah, it would be funny if this clown Dave mentioned was J.P.
Patches. No, nevermind.

What would be an even better publicity stunt is this scenario: Chris is
performing "Can't Change Me" and all of a sudden, Fred Durst appears to
scream alongside Chris....this would do great things for Interscope. We'd
get all the teeny-boppers becoming Chris fans just because he's assoiciated
with Durst....sales would rise. Chris hits #1 on Billboard, pleases Mr.
Guerinott (however you spell it), goes on to cameo in upcoming KoRn and Orgy
albums.

I could just see it now....

Chris:
"Suddenly I know
She's going to change the world
She's going to change the world
She's going to change the world
But she can4t change me
No, she can4t change me"

[Fred Durst pops out of the sky in a parachute, fireworks go off]

Fred:
"Ain't nothin' gonna change, and you can go away, and I'm just gonna stay
here and always be the same" (lyrics from "Nookie")

[Chris and Fred spend the last 30 minutes of the show screaming their lungs
out]



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Date:    Wed, 4 Aug 1999 07:53:37 GMT
From:    -The Cat- <the_cat17@HOTMAIL.COM>
Subject: Re: Review of Can't Change Me

Tampax was there.

>From: Dave George-Cosh <wellwaterc@HOTMAIL.COM>
>Reply-To: Dave George-Cosh <wellwaterc@HOTMAIL.COM>
>To: SOMMS@MITVMA.MIT.EDU
>Subject: [SOMMS] Review of Can't Change Me
>Date: Wed, 4 Aug 1999 00:38:19 PDT
>
>Hey there,
>
>I know CGM isn't released yet. I know I haven't heard it. But you know, I'm
>a crazy fuck, so I'm gonna review it for you now. My review, and you can
>skip the rest of the post if you want, is that it SUCKS! I mean, I used to
>have the highest respect for him, and now's he's gone all fucking Lillith
>on
>me. So, goddamn it, I took my imaginary copy of CGM, stuck it in the middle
>of my homemade pentagram, and burned it. That's right, I did the same thing
>them Christian chicks did in the late 60's with the Beatles records. I got
>all my internet cafe friends and held a massive bonfire for that one tape,
>imaginary mind you. So there you go. I'm sure my review of Euphoria Dreams
>a
>month before its released won't be as nice as this review is. Oh, and to
>the
>people with the Chris websites, you can use this for early reviews.
>
>(the unstoppable) Dave
>is out.
>
>Dave
>
>
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Date:    Wed, 4 Aug 1999 01:02:53 -0700
From:    Andrew Snodgrass <asnod@HOME.COM>
Subject: Re: Chris Tours? I don't think so..

Dave George-Cosh wrote:
>
> Hey y'all,
>
> I just got to thinking, what happens if this is all some elaborate trick
> pulled by Jim Guiernot to have some publicity on Chris. I mean, what happens
> if we're all waiting in anticipation, and then some clown wearing nothing
> but a tie around his neck pops out and starts singing Limp Bizkit? Think
> about it..it COULD happen.




Nah... i think he is gonna do the same thing Richard James (aka Aphex
Twin) did at his last show. Chris will walk out put a vinyl version of
the new album on a turn table and walk off the stage. When side A is
over he will walk back out and turn it over. Play side B and then the
show will be over. Or better yet. he will just play Windowlicker over
and over again.


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|  Everybody knows that I can whip a horse's ass!               |
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Date:    Wed, 4 Aug 1999 01:06:01 -0700
From:    Andrew Snodgrass <asnod@HOME.COM>
Subject: Re: Chris Tours? I don't think so..

-The Cat- wrote:
> What would be an even better publicity stunt is this scenario: Chris is
> performing "Can't Change Me" and all of a sudden, Fred Durst appears to
> scream alongside Chris....this would do great things for Interscope. We'd
> get all the teeny-boppers becoming Chris fans just because he's assoiciated
> with Durst....sales would rise. Chris hits #1 on Billboard, pleases Mr.
> Guerinott (however you spell it), goes on to cameo in upcoming KoRn and Orgy
> albums.


No way... it's Chris and the Backstreet Boys. Then Britney Spearce comes
out and does a pole dance. woo hoo.

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| "Everybody likes my stuff! Everybody knows that I can rock!   |
|  Everybody knows that I can whip a horse's ass!               |
|  Everybody in my general time knows that I can rock good.     |
|  And as I rock well, I'm going to rev it up!"                 |
|                                                               |
|       - Wesley Willis                                         |
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Date:    Wed, 4 Aug 1999 01:18:55 PDT
From:    Dave George-Cosh <wellwaterc@HOTMAIL.COM>
Subject: Re: Chris Tours? I don't think so..

>
>Yes....yes it could Dave. That's enough weed for today, man....:)
>
>...but yeah, it would be funny if this clown Dave mentioned was J.P.
>Patches. No, nevermind.

Well, I'm not into them dirty mexican drugs, but I'm more of an Absinthe man
myself. The cultured drink, many bottles downed trying to act cultured,
while happily pissing myself. A lot of crazy things have happened after a
few sips of that...I subscribed to SOMMS, and I bought a Dave Matthews Band
album.

>
>[Fred Durst pops out of the sky in a parachute, fireworks go off]
>
>Fred:
>"Ain't nothin' gonna change, and you can go away, and I'm just gonna stay
>here and always be the same" (lyrics from "Nookie")
>
>[Chris and Fred spend the last 30 minutes of the show screaming their lungs
>out]
>

Naw man, try this. Kid Rock. The midget himself, doing a mini-Chris (idea
stolen from Austin Powers) and starts humping the drummer of Chris' new
band. That would be classic.

Or how about this? I've been thinking, and pondering in my conspiracy state
of mine :) and I've come to the conclusion that the male dance featured most
prominately in them Britney Spears vids is Chris Cornell. You know the guy,
the parted greasy hair. The cocky attitude that he swaggers himself. That's
all Chris, man! Can't you see? Gawd...

Dave


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Date:    Wed, 4 Aug 1999 08:43:57 GMT
From:    The Koggle <koggle@HOTMAIL.COM>
Subject: Re: Review of Can't Change Me

>I know CGM isn't released yet.

what is CGM?  typo? or a cryptic message....?

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Date:    Wed, 4 Aug 1999 09:16:00 EDT
From:    Mike Stevenson <BlcHolSun@AOL.COM>
Subject: Tickets

How do we get tickets?  or at least how do I get tickets for the Boston
concert??
-Mike

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Date:    Wed, 4 Aug 1999 09:32:29 -0500
From:    tonerkin <tonerkin@PIPELINE.COM>
Subject: Re: Tour Dates

At 09:58 PM 8/3/99 -0700, Jamesetta Simpson wrote:
>Ahhh, the wonderful, the great, the best club in DC.  At the 9:30 Club
>it is almost impossible to have a bad view of the stage.  The sound is
>usually perfect.  All age groups are permitted.  We have met and
>received some of our best autographs at this club.
>
>Only bad feature of the 9:30 Club is it location (not the best part of
>town), but for all the times we have gone we have never had a problem.
>
>Hey, hey, Toni - COME ON DOWN!!!

AMEN...sister!!  DCChrisfest!!
   If I come on down do I have to play a pricing game or something??
You've got that BIG new apartment.  Stacy doesn't mind sleeping on the
floor does he??

BUTT I have one SMALL complaint for anyone who knows Chris, shares a bed
with Chris, works for Chris, went to school with Chris or was in a band
with Chris at some point.  Please ask him....WHERE THE HELL ARE THE CHICAGO
DATES????  You're flying right over our damn heads!!! There are still a
bunch of Sommsters here who want to see you!  How about some more pumpkin
bread Chris???  We can arrange that!!!  COME ON!  I'm throwing myself on
the floor
begging!!..................................................................A
RGH!!!  could someone help this old broad up off the floor???  toni

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Date:    Wed, 4 Aug 1999 09:40:20 -0500
From:    Mike Liacone <mliacone@PROFESSIONALOUTLOOK.COM>
Subject: Re: Tour Dates

I propose a mass road trip from Chicago to Washington DC.

> At 09:58 PM 8/3/99 -0700, Jamesetta Simpson wrote:
> >Ahhh, the wonderful, the great, the best club in DC.  At the 9:30
Club
> >it is almost impossible to have a bad view of the stage.  The sound
is
> >usually perfect.  All age groups are permitted.  We have met and
> >received some of our best autographs at this club.
> >
> >Only bad feature of the 9:30 Club is it location (not the best part
of
> >town), but for all the times we have gone we have never had a
problem.
> >
> >Hey, hey, Toni - COME ON DOWN!!!
>
> AMEN...sister!!  DCChrisfest!!
>    If I come on down do I have to play a pricing game or something??
> You've got that BIG new apartment.  Stacy doesn't mind sleeping on
the
> floor does he??
>
> BUTT I have one SMALL complaint for anyone who knows Chris, shares a
bed
> with Chris, works for Chris, went to school with Chris or was in a
band
> with Chris at some point.  Please ask him....WHERE THE HELL ARE THE
CHICAGO
> DATES????  You're flying right over our damn heads!!! There are
still a
> bunch of Sommsters here who want to see you!  How about some more
pumpkin
> bread Chris???  We can arrange that!!!  COME ON!  I'm throwing
myself on
> the floor
>
begging!!.............................................................
.....A
> RGH!!!  could someone help this old broad up off the floor???  toni
>

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Date:    Wed, 4 Aug 1999 11:12:47 -0700
From:    "Tannenbaum, Samuel ISSN" <stann1@EMH1.LINCOLN.NAVY.MIL>
Subject: Re: Review of Can't Change Me

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You suck.

Sam

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Dave George-Cosh [SMTP:wellwaterc@HOTMAIL.COM]
> Sent: Wednesday, August 04, 1999 12:38 AM
> To:   SOMMS@MITVMA.MIT.EDU
> Subject:      Review of Can't Change Me
>
> Hey there,
>
> I know CGM isn't released yet. I know I haven't heard it. But you know,
> I'm
> a crazy fuck, so I'm gonna review it for you now. My review, and you can
> skip the rest of the post if you want, is that it SUCKS! I mean, I used to
> have the highest respect for him, and now's he's gone all fucking Lillith
> on
> me. So, goddamn it, I took my imaginary copy of CGM, stuck it in the
> middle
> of my homemade pentagram, and burned it. That's right, I did the same
> thing
> them Christian chicks did in the late 60's with the Beatles records. I got
> all my internet cafe friends and held a massive bonfire for that one tape,
> imaginary mind you. So there you go. I'm sure my review of Euphoria Dreams
> a
> month before its released won't be as nice as this review is. Oh, and to
> the
> people with the Chris websites, you can use this for early reviews.
>
> (the unstoppable) Dave
> is out.
>
> Dave
>
>
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Date:    Wed, 4 Aug 1999 16:05:25 -0400
From:    Khyaati Singh <superdrago@HOME.COM>
Subject: Re: Review of Can't Change Me

cgm = can't change me

The Koggle wrote:
>
> >I know CGM isn't released yet.
>
> what is CGM?  typo? or a cryptic message....?
>
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Date:    Wed, 4 Aug 1999 17:09:35 EDT
From:    Aaron Preston <Fultilt3@AOL.COM>
Subject: Good Traffic Jam and I am more screwed then you!!

Well, today I was on my way home and all of the sudden I get on Interstate 4
and totally get fucked, traffic jam for about forty five minutes in downtown
Orlando.  I was so pissed and then all of the sudden the dj on my radio
station says "And here is some S O U N D G A R D E N."  A little pause and
then BIMH came on and I was instantly stoked.

Anyways, screw all of you that get to go to see Chris and are complaining
about a two hour drive, I live in Orlando and I am more screwed then you.

-Aaron

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Date:    Wed, 4 Aug 1999 16:24:40 PDT
From:    Pretty Noose <moonsta693@HOTMAIL.COM>
Subject: San Fran Date

HELlo SOMMSters!

Is anyone going to the SAn Fran show at the fillmore?  i'll be there then,
and being new to San Fran around that time, I really won't know anyone
worthwile going to the show, so e-mail me if you're going!

The original pretty noose


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Date:    Wed, 4 Aug 1999 20:54:24 EDT
From:    James Connolly <Draco900@AOL.COM>
Subject: may limp bizkit never be mentioned on somms again

if i ever see the words "Limp Bizkit" or "Fred Durst" in SOMMS mail again i
will fuckin.....hmmm......take a spoon and carve the words "RUN ME OVER" into
my forehead and then stand in the middle of the street in Boston and hope
that someone heeds my forehead's command.  and then i would suffer 213 broken
bones and not be able to walk again and spend the rest of my life in a
hostpital which the US air force will accidentally drop a bomb on and then
MAYBE...IF I'M LUCKY...I'LL DIE.

fuck that, i'm going to make a marzipan voodoo effigy of each member of Limp
Bizkit and Korn and all their posers and all their fans and i will put each
figure in my oven.

i'm very excited about "Can't Change Me's" release and "Euphoria
'Dreams'(dick!)"

jimi

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Date:    Wed, 4 Aug 1999 18:43:23 PDT
From:    Ryan Gilbert <fopp10@HOTMAIL.COM>
Subject: Re: may limp bizkit never be mentioned on somms again

>fuck that, i'm going to make a marzipan voodoo effigy of each member of
>Limp
>Bizkit and Korn and all their posers and all their fans and i will put each
>figure in my oven.


You're gonna have a very crowded oven.


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Date:    Wed, 4 Aug 1999 20:58:22 -0700
From:    bjc <bjc@BESTWEB.NET>
Subject: Re: Tour Dates

ahhh yes, i do feel the pull of the original sommsfest  grabbing
me! :)

i called the town hall box office today, and no info yet.

i am up for all, and any, chrisfest info available.  i believe,
if i'm in the area, i shall be up for any and all area gatherings
going on! :)

Please keep me posted!

Bonnie aka bjc :)

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From: tonerkin <tonerkin@PIPELINE.COM>
To: SOMMS@MITVMA.MIT.EDU <SOMMS@MITVMA.MIT.EDU>
Date: Wednesday, August 04, 1999 7:26 AM
Subject: Re: Tour Dates


>At 09:58 PM 8/3/99 -0700, Jamesetta Simpson wrote:
>>Ahhh, the wonderful, the great, the best club in DC.  At the
9:30 Club
>>it is almost impossible to have a bad view of the stage.  The
sound is
>>usually perfect.  All age groups are permitted.  We have met
and
>>received some of our best autographs at this club.
>>
>>Only bad feature of the 9:30 Club is it location (not the best
part of
>>town), but for all the times we have gone we have never had a
problem.
>>
>>Hey, hey, Toni - COME ON DOWN!!!
>
>AMEN...sister!!  DCChrisfest!!
>   If I come on down do I have to play a pricing game or
something??
>You've got that BIG new apartment.  Stacy doesn't mind sleeping
on the
>floor does he??
>
>BUTT I have one SMALL complaint for anyone who knows Chris,
shares a bed
>with Chris, works for Chris, went to school with Chris or was in
a band
>with Chris at some point.  Please ask him....WHERE THE HELL ARE
THE CHICAGO
>DATES????  You're flying right over our damn heads!!! There are
still a
>bunch of Sommsters here who want to see you!  How about some
more pumpkin
>bread Chris???  We can arrange that!!!  COME ON!  I'm throwing
myself on
>the floor
>begging!!.......................................................
...........A
>RGH!!!  could someone help this old broad up off the floor???
toni
>

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Date:    Wed, 4 Aug 1999 22:24:39 -0700
From:    James Cox <trishy@SWBELL.NET>
Subject: Re: may limp bizkit never be mentioned on somms again

I agree and I will do the same. I will use Chris fork to puncture Fred's
testicles.

James Connolly wrote:

> if i ever see the words "Limp Bizkit" or "Fred Durst" in SOMMS mail again i
> will fuckin.....hmmm......take a spoon and carve the words "RUN ME OVER" into
> my forehead and then stand in the middle of the street in Boston and hope
> that someone heeds my forehead's command.  and then i would suffer 213 broken
> bones and not be able to walk again and spend the rest of my life in a
> hostpital which the US air force will accidentally drop a bomb on and then
> MAYBE...IF I'M LUCKY...I'LL DIE.
>
> fuck that, i'm going to make a marzipan voodoo effigy of each member of Limp
> Bizkit and Korn and all their posers and all their fans and i will put each
> figure in my oven.
>
> i'm very excited about "Can't Change Me's" release and "Euphoria
> 'Dreams'(dick!)"
>
> jimi

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Date:    Thu, 5 Aug 1999 15:50:46 +1200
From:    Adrian Humphrey <humad571@STUDENT.OTAGO.AC.NZ>
Subject: The fork

I tried to make a Chris fork the other day with a pair of Heavy Duty
pliers. I'll tell you what, its fucken impossible. I didn't even get one
prong-thingy bent properly. So I gave up.

At 22:24 4/08/99 -0700, you wrote:
>I agree and I will do the same. I will use Chris fork to puncture Fred's
>testicles.

=============================

Adi.

Oh and Austin, don't fall in love. We've already lost 007 and 008.
Sounds like this is a mission for Double-Oh Behave!!!

=============================

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Date:    Thu, 5 Aug 1999 00:14:47 -0400
From:    Khyaati Singh <superdrago@HOME.COM>
Subject: Re: Good Traffic Jam and I am more screwed then you!!

good point....i live in toronto....and chris is not coming up here (or
anywhere in canada for that matter)...at all....i guess i could go down
to boston...or nyc to catch him....but that's such a hassle...to have to
drive for god knows how many hours....get into a city you barely
know...if at all....all the time wondering whether you are going to make
it home that night....where will you stay if you don't go home...will
your car get stolen....but i think maybe to see chris it'd be worth
it...what do you think....khyaati



Aaron Preston wrote:
>
> Well, today I was on my way home and all of the sudden I get on Interstate 4
> and totally get fucked, traffic jam for about forty five minutes in downtown
> Orlando.  I was so pissed and then all of the sudden the dj on my radio
> station says "And here is some S O U N D G A R D E N."  A little pause and
> then BIMH came on and I was instantly stoked.
>
> Anyways, screw all of you that get to go to see Chris and are complaining
> about a two hour drive, I live in Orlando and I am more screwed then you.
>
> -Aaron

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Date:    Thu, 5 Aug 1999 00:15:34 -0400
From:    Khyaati Singh <superdrago@HOME.COM>
Subject: Re: Review of Can't Change Me

oops....sorry...my bad....an oversight...that's all...khyaati

CTMc4@aol.com wrote:
>
> In a message dated 8/4/99 3:56:42 PM Eastern Daylight Time,
> superdrago@HOME.COM writes:
>
> > cgm = can't change me
>
> ..uh...shouldn't it be cCm, then?
>
> just a thought
> charlie

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Date:    Wed, 4 Aug 1999 21:13:21 PDT
From:    Jen Brittingham <grungegoddess80@HOTMAIL.COM>
Subject: Re: L.A SOMMSTERS

Sounds good to me!!! Just let me know the info when a plan comes together!!!
  Jennifer



>From: Christi <searchlightsoule@YAHOO.COM>
>Reply-To: Christi <searchlightsoule@YAHOO.COM>
>To: SOMMS@MITVMA.MIT.EDU
>Subject: L.A SOMMSTERS
>Date: Tue, 3 Aug 1999 15:12:28 -0700
>
>Hey...
>
>All you L.A fans planning on going to the El Rey...
>
>...lets talk about getting together before the show
>somewhere!
>
>Let me know..
>
>Christi~
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Date:    Thu, 5 Aug 1999 00:24:34 EDT
From:    Bob Blake <Bobbeth77@AOL.COM>
Subject: Something new???

Hey everyone - a fellow waiter at the restaurant I work at recently told me
that he just got into soundgarden.  However, when I asked him what albums he
had, he told me that he had just bought the new one.  I said: "But
soundgarden broke up about 3 years ago" and he said "No, this album says
copyright 1999".  He told me the name of it recently, but i forgot.  He said
the cover had something to do with bees. (Maybe "B's", implying "B-sides"??)
If anyone knows what this man is talking about, please enlighten me.  Thanks
for your time.

                                                            -Bob

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Date:    Thu, 5 Aug 1999 00:29:21 EDT
From:    Denis Farinha <Sepulchre6@AOL.COM>
Subject: CAN'T CHANGE ME MP3 EXCLUSIVE!!!!!!

MP3 EXCLUSIVE!!!!!! The official Chris Cornell site re-launches on August 6th
with an exclusive MP3 for CAN'T CHANGE ME!!! Fans can begin downloading as
early as 8:00am come Friday (YES..THIS FRIDAY) morning.  This is good.  This
is very good.  :))

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Date:    Thu, 5 Aug 1999 00:46:10 EDT
From:    Bob Blake <Bobbeth77@AOL.COM>
Subject: Hey you wanna hear can't change me a week early?

chris cornell's official website is up, and guess what.  You can get an mp3
of the song on his site starting at 8:00 am Pacific time on Friday, August
6th.  The address is www.chriscornell.com.  Have fun.

                                                        Bob

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