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There are 20 messages totalling 669 lines in this issue.

Topics of the day:

  1. the whole fertilizer/sticker/smear thing
  2. Rolling Stone
  3. Voice Shedding
  4. Misinterpreted Lyrics (2)
  5. warnings
  6. Misheard stuff
  7. More music
  8. SOMMS Digest - 19 Apr 1999 to 20 Apr 1999
  9. susan and touring and management
 10. Misheard lyrics (2)
 11. Silver Management
 12. Outshined lyrics + censorship (well boo-hoo
 13. Threads (5)
 14. alexi lalas wants to be ben shepherd

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Date:    Tue, 20 Apr 1999 04:29:12 -0400
From:    jenny grover <sleeveless@CITYNET.NET>
Subject: the whole fertilizer/sticker/smear thing

> I can't
> really think of any reason that a dog's shed fur would make decent
> fertilizer.

I brought this up last time this argument arose-- hair is good
fertilizer.  As a gardener in the literal sense I have read repeatedly
that composting hair or using it as mulch is very beneficial to plant
growth, as it is rich in proteins and nitrogen.

And, for the record, sheet music is not always accurate, even when it is
authorized.  Bands often do not write material down and hence a lot gets
left up to the interpretation of the person writing the sheet music
book.  I have numerous bootlegs that have convinced me that Chris is
indeed saying "shedding", whether you prefer it or not.

> My parents took one look at the sticker in
> the store and refused to buy it for him.  After he wrote me about that, I
> had to secretly buy it for him and mail it to him so he wouldn't miss out
> on such a good record.

Which means that it really didn't have a negative sales impact in this
case, because he still got the record bought for him!  As a former
record salesperson, it's my experience that a controversial sticker
tends to increase album sales, and that even where minors are forbidden
to buy them without permission, they usually get their way through
someone.

And no, of course that is not Pat Smear in Singles!  It was a joke.  It
is Ben.

Jen

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Date:    Tue, 20 Apr 1999 03:03:08 -0700
From:    "J.C." <solipsist79@YAHOO.COM>
Subject: Re: Rolling Stone

> I
> would expect the average owner of superunkown has it
> programmed to play
> tracks, 7,8, and maybe 2,3,& 10.


Rubbish!

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'Our audience is pretty diverse. Originally, most of our fans were art students or punk rockers, and then we started getting skaters and metal kids and even some people with no particular haircut whatsoever' -Chris Cornell, Soundgarden (1989)

'Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?' -Sgt Hartman (Full Metal Jacket)

'I have done the vilest things, the foulest things, but I have done them, superbly.' -June Miller (Henry and June)

'Oh forgive me for prattling away and making everything all oogy.' -Annie Wilkes (Misery)
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Date:    Tue, 20 Apr 1999 03:37:23 -0700
From:    "J.C." <solipsist79@YAHOO.COM>
Subject: Voice Shedding

I was one of the people questioning whether Chris's
voice is as powerful as it used to be.  After
listening to a lot of Soundgarden in the last couple
of days, I've decided in fact that it pretty much is
as strong as ever.  He has just experimented with a
lot more different sounds in these later years.  Also,
I think there was something in the production on
Badmotorfinger that made his voice sound so extra
LOUD.

And, he definetly sings 'shedding' in Outshined.  It
seems pretty juvenile of all you people wishing it was
'shitting'.  I mean, what a horrible lyric that would
be: 'where the dogs are shitting'.  Not a pretty
picture, a bunch of dogs shitting.

Actually, if there was any alternative, I would have
thought it might be 'the grass is always greener,
where the dogs are sitting'.  That makes more sense
than either if you ask me.  It implies that only
people without scruples (dogs) have success, or at
least they have MORE success.  But either sitting or
shedding implies 'where the dogs are'.

I gathered the song was about 'selling out' in the
music industry and how Chris is depressed about
getting pulled around by all sorts of people who are
trying to shape him into something he's not.  'I'm
looking California, and feeling Minnesota'.  Dangerous
teritory trying to interpret Chris's lyrics though.
:o)

    Jay.



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'Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?' -Sgt Hartman (Full Metal Jacket)

'I have done the vilest things, the foulest things, but I have done them, superbly.' -June Miller (Henry and June)

'Oh forgive me for prattling away and making everything all oogy.' -Annie Wilkes (Misery)
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Date:    Tue, 20 Apr 1999 07:00:26 EDT
From:    A Lytt <Shadoface@AOL.COM>
Subject: Re: Misinterpreted Lyrics

I don't know why (I have an idea, though), but my errors always seem to be
sexually oriented, from "I miss your treasured chest" [Beneath your treasure
chest--Incessant Mace] to "don't get erotic, wrong" and "till all together
come, till altogether numb" [Don't get it right or wrong & Too altogether
cool(?), too altogether numb--Bleed Together]. Similarly there's "so glad to
see your head again" [..see you're at it again--Kingdom of Come] and the
kinda' contortionist "my head on my head" [my hands on my head--Head Injury].
I've learned not to sing out loud anymore.

Anne

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Date:    Tue, 20 Apr 1999 07:13:17 -0400
From:    Anne Beyeler <abey@SPRINT.CA>
Subject: warnings

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that "people with nothing better to do will probably object to
Soundgarden" stickers on them. I wonder if it was the band that
came up with the slogan? I sounds like their sense of humour.
You want primal godfuck screams? Try Mailman: Ridiiiiiiing!!!!


annie

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Date:    Tue, 20 Apr 1999 09:46:08 EDT
From:    A Lytt <Shadoface@AOL.COM>
Subject: Re: Misinterpreted Lyrics

>"I miss your treasured chest" [Beneath your treasure chest--Incessant Mace]>>

oops, my real M.L. was "I need your treasured chest". Glad to clear up that
important matter.

A.

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Date:    Tue, 20 Apr 1999 10:43:41 EDT
From:    Matt Hammons <Nothng2Say@AOL.COM>
Subject: Misheard stuff

Here's a few I've garnered from Temple of the Dog:

Wooden Jesus:
What I thought was
"Coat hanger head"
really is
"Go hang your head"

Four Walled World
What I thought Was
"To the chimes of a gay love song"
Really Is
"To the chimes of a jailor's song"

Your Savior
What I thought was
"People are Jews"
Really is
"People I choose"

Don't worry, I know the last two might tell you that, subconciously, I am
some ZOG conspiracist, homophobic, Anti-Semite.  But nothing could be further
from the truth.

Matt
"Straight but not narrow!"

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Date:    Tue, 20 Apr 1999 21:34:00 +0200
From:    Jaco Pastorius <ofredda@HEM.PASSAGEN.SE>
Subject: Re: More music

I find it very hard to make a list about my favourite records, so here is a
list of my all time list of favourite bands and artists, in no particular
order.

1. Slayer
2. Brutal Truth
3. Tygers of Pan Tang
4. Soundgarden
5. Twisted Sister
6. Deep Purple
7. Monster Magnet
8. Miles Davis
9. Anal Cunt
10. Tori Amos
11. Alice In Chains
12. Liveroil
13. Helloween
14. Spiritual Beggars
15. Orange Goblin
16. Cathedral
17. Misery Loves Co.
18. Dire Straits
19. Black Sabbath
20. Led Zeppelin

I guess I missed a few ones there. Anyway, listen to Spiritual Beggars any
of you who like Corrosion of Conformity, Wellwater Conspiracy, Hater or
Monster Magnet. I just want to help you.

-Fredrik, the crazy swede


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 And now my fairytale has just begun
 I am the time-creating man
 In my time travelling caravan"
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Date:    Tue, 20 Apr 1999 13:29:24 PDT
From:    SheLikesSurprises * <unknown000@HOTMAIL.COM>
Subject: Re: SOMMS Digest - 19 Apr 1999 to 20 Apr 1999

>by the way, the interlude in Let Me Drown is the best interlude in
rock
>history.  anyone wanna argue that?
>
>jimi

aloha~ jimi, no i wouldn't argue that but i would definitely have to
agree. it's only a couple seconds long but i love it soooooo much. i
once dubbed that one part over and over again... it's really melodic
and such a beautiful contrast to the hard guitar and vocals of the
rest of the song.


sls (into chris' fire she goes...)






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Date:    Tue, 20 Apr 1999 13:39:35 PDT
From:    SheLikesSurprises * <unknown000@HOTMAIL.COM>
Subject: susan and touring and management

aloha guys~ :)

does anyone know if susan often accompanied soundgarden when they went
on tour? i know they were one of her personal projects and she was
with them (at least for part of the time) on the last european tour.
but chris has often spoken about leaving his wife when he goes on
tour... and what exactly has become of silver management? i know it's
still up and running (do they still manage alice in chains?)-- but
will susan be returning or did she officially retire? it'd be nice if
she just went on hiatus, she's good, very good at what she did/does.


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Date:    Mon, 19 Apr 1999 17:35:16 -0000
From:    clmiller <clmiller@MAIL.USACHOICE.NET>
Subject: Misheard lyrics

I seem to remember hearing about a book a few years back called "Excuse Me
While I Kiss This Guy and Other Misheard Lyrics."  Perhaps there is another
edition out?  If not, with all the posts on Sunshower, Outshined, and BHS,
I'm sure we could come up with the Soundgarden chapter!

Chris

Check out my new website . . . not much to look at but then neither am I!

         http://www.geocities.com/WestHollywood/Chelsea/1169/index.html

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Date:    Tue, 20 Apr 1999 17:42:06 -0400
From:    Michele <michele@WATERW.COM>
Subject: Silver Management

Hello all,
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SheLikesSurprises * wrote:
 > tour... and what exactly has become of silver management? i know it's
 > still up and running (do they still manage alice in chains?)-- but
 > will susan be returning or did she officially retire? it'd be nice if
 > she just went on hiatus, she's good, very good at what she did/does.
 >
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hmm, I was wondering myself what is going on with Silver Management. I
don't know if she still manages Alice in Chains. Although, I am pretty
sure the Soundgarden fan club is still up & running. If anybody can
verify this please do. I know she is not managing the band Sponge
anymore they have a new manager. It's in this article I found on the
wall of sound website.

check it out if you are interested:
http://wallofsound.go.com/news/stories/sponge041599.html

"Sponge, you'll remember, hit gold its first time out with 1994's
Rotting Pinata, and its hits "Plowed" and "Molly (Sixteen Candles)," but
suffered a surprising sophomore slump with 1996's arguably stronger Wax
Ecstatic. The quintet pushed the  latter well into 1997 before losing
its manager (Susan Silver, who retired after husband Chris Cornell's
band, Soundgarden, broke up) and parting ways with Columbia Records
during the making of its newly released third album, New Pop Sunday."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Laterz,
Michele~

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Date:    Tue, 20 Apr 1999 18:44:20 EDT
From:    Nick Boos <SubPop77@AOL.COM>
Subject: Re: Misheard lyrics

In a message dated 4/20/99 2:40:57 PM Pacific Daylight Time,
clmiller@mail.usachoice.net writes:

> I seem to remember hearing about a book a few years back called "Excuse Me
>  While I Kiss This Guy and Other Misheard Lyrics."  Perhaps there is another
>  edition out?  If not, with all the posts on Sunshower, Outshined, and BHS,
>  I'm sure we could come up with the Soundgarden chapter!

I think there are new editions, but im not sure what they are called.

-Nick

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Date:    Tue, 20 Apr 1999 18:25:55 -0500
From:    Amy <a5b215@IAMERICA.NET>
Subject: Re: Outshined lyrics + censorship (well boo-hoo

The Cat wrote:

> >
> Try reading ALL the posts before judging. Don't judge a book by its
> cover.
>
> Also, I don't remember who said this on this list, but it's such a
> damn good quote. Please correct me if I'm wrong, something along the
> lines of:
>
> Whining about a thread + not bringing up a new thread of your own =
> even worse post than the posts you're whining about.
>
> If you don't have anything to contribute to this thread, then please
> start a new one, so I know which messages to ignore. If a thread is
> generating alot of discussional feedback, then how can it be bad?
>
>
> Isn't whining what you're doing right now, dear?  Go ahead and get the
> last word if you feel you must and that will be the end of it.  I don't
> want this to continue any further.  I just wanted to point out that
> you where  whining about people whining.

    Amy

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Date:    Tue, 20 Apr 1999 19:33:35 EDT
From:    B L <Solely@AOL.COM>
Subject: Threads

Does anyone who has been on this list for a while now remember when the posts
used to be interesting? Somehow we usually managed to keep threads to their
minimum... There also used to be a time we didn't have threads - we had posts
that managed to stand on their own. Even after the band broke up we managed
to keep it up... for awhile.

Sarah (benlover)

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Date:    Tue, 20 Apr 1999 22:32:03 -0500
From:    MICHAEL APPLE <APPL1115@SPLAVA.CC.PLATTSBURGH.EDU>
Subject: Re: Threads

Date sent:  20-APR-1999 22:23:24

>Does anyone who has been on this list for a while now remember when the posts
>used to be interesting? Somehow we usually managed to keep threads to their
>minimum... There also used to be a time we didn't have threads - we had posts
>that managed to stand on their own. Even after the band broke up we managed
>to keep it up... for awhile.

     No offense, but that was a silly comment to make.  This week we've had
some of the best threads in a long while.  Is talking about Soundgarden lyrics,
speculating about an upcoming album by an ex-member of Soundgarden, or
commenting on Soundgarden's place within the top albums of the 1990s (
comparing our own choices to editors' choices in both Guitar World and Rolling
Stone) really that off-topic for a Soundgarden mailing list?  There may be
a lot of email flowing into your box, but you can press the delete button
for individual posts you don't want to read, or if you are on the digest
version scroll past them.
     If you really want to see an example of a screwed up mailing list,
subscribe to the Local H list (strict9@coollist.com).  Everyday is a napalm
flame war on that list, nothing like the gentle discussions we have here
and at least here we actually talk about the BAND.

Later,

Mike Apple

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<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>

"I was slipping through the cracks of a stolen jewel
 I was tightrope walking in two ton shoes
 Now somebody's talking about a third world war
 And the police said this was normal control
 The candle was burning yesterday
 Like somebody's best friend died
 And I've been caught in a mind riot"

 Soundgarden, "Mind Riot"
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Date:    Tue, 20 Apr 1999 22:40:50 EDT
From:    B L <Solely@AOL.COM>
Subject: Re: Threads

>No offense, but that was a silly comment to make.  This week we've had
>some of the best threads in a long while.  Is talking about Soundgarden
lyrics,
>speculating about an upcoming album by an ex-member of Soundgarden, or
>commenting on Soundgarden's place within the top albums of the 1990s (
>comparing our own choices to editors' choices in both Guitar World and
Rolling
>Stone) really that off-topic for a Soundgarden mailing list?

I never said it was off-topic, everything has been pretty much on topic. The
only thing I  have a problem with is people repeating the same thing over and
over. That's the problem with threads, very few of them have many new ideas
included. Why is it so silly to think that?  I know I shouldn't have
responded to this as it will just end up with more flames... but I'm a big
girl and I think I'm able to deal with it.

Sarah (benlover)

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Date:    Tue, 20 Apr 1999 22:52:09 EDT
From:    Niki Freer <GrrlGoal30@AOL.COM>
Subject: Re: Threads

In a message dated 4/20/99 7:34:03 PM Pacific Daylight Time,
APPL1115@SPLAVA.CC.PLATTSBURGH.EDU writes:

> No offense, but that was a silly comment to make.  This week we've had
>  some of the best threads in a long while.  Is talking about Soundgarden
> lyrics,
>  speculating about an upcoming album by an ex-member of Soundgarden, or
>  commenting on Soundgarden's place within the top albums of the 1990s (
>  comparing our own choices to editors' choices in both Guitar World and
> Rolling
>  Stone) really that off-topic for a Soundgarden mailing list?


i totally hate to get dragged into these things, but here i go anyhow.

no offense, michael, but all of these threads are beaten to death. and they
were the first and second times around. it's old. real old. the shitting vs.
shedding thing has just been ground into the ground more than any fertilizer
ever would be.

and yes, slamming the list with 80 million peoples "top 20" lists that are
nothing but redundant and for gods sakes, really, do you really think that
EVERY soundgarden album is worth being in a top 20 of the 90s? especially
when some of them are 80s albums?  no way. really. in all seriousness, if a
"true" top 20s ever were to be made, the only soundgarden albums that would
make it would be one of two. BMF or SU. and both would not. but that's
besides the point.

i agree wholeheartedly with Sarah [benlover]. i'm not here to complain about
it, but shit. even seth gave up. i delete 90% of what comes in. i'd love to
signoff, but i've been on for nearly three years. i just... can't give up so
soon.

and no, it's not better to argue on incessantly about this type of thing. and
i understand totally where people come from who just flat out say "can we end
this thread?" and not bring up a new one. silence is much better than
stupidity running rampant. Down Undershoe won't get posts for days and days
and neither will Twisted Fork, but we all know we're alive and waiting for
something of worth to talk about.

 i used to think other lists could learn a lesson from us. but now we're the
ones who need to go back to school.

goodnight,

 mindriot

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Date:    Tue, 20 Apr 1999 23:06:10 EDT
From:    James Connolly <Draco900@AOL.COM>
Subject: alexi lalas wants to be ben shepherd

i was looking through some shit in a record store today and i came across a
cd by Alexi Lalas, some soccer player.  One of his songs is called Half A
Chance.  that caught my eye.  i think there was something else that reminded
me fo soundgarden too.  anyway, it was fucked
jimi

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Date:    Wed, 21 Apr 1999 01:41:20 -0400
From:    Kim <ekim@BU.EDU>
Subject: Re: Threads

On Tue, 20 Apr 1999, MICHAEL APPLE wrote:

>      If you really want to see an example of a screwed up mailing list,
> subscribe to the Local H list (strict9@coollist.com).  Everyday is a napalm
> flame war on that list, nothing like the gentle discussions we have here
> and at least here we actually talk about the BAND.

Good point.  Every other mailing list/newsgroup I've participated in was
flooded with spam, flame wars, ignorant assholes, or just plainly stupid
people (ex: "METALLICA KICKZ ASS! SOUNDGRADEN IS FOR PUSSIES!).  I
remember Kim once saying something about how your typical Soundgarden fan
is going to be more intelligent and poised than fans of other bands.

-Elliott

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