SOMMS Digest - 28 Nov 1998 to 29 Nov 1998 [ Message/RFC822 9.6KB. ] [ Unable to print this part. ] There are 9 messages totalling 268 lines in this issue. Topics of the day: 1. merry christmas 2. matt's an old fart... be we love him... LOL jk x )~ 3. o/ Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you.. o/ 4. Dig up your bootlegs... (2) 5. happy 36, ole boy. 6. "this is Kim Thayil....the sex symbol of the band" 10/24/89 7. shroom 8. speaking of fave somms quotes To UNSUBSCRIBE from SOMMS, send email to LISTSERV@MITVMA.MIT.EDU with the following in the body of your message: SIGNOFF SOMMS ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat, 28 Nov 1998 03:06:54 EST From: SokJunky55@AOL.COM Subject: merry christmas ahh yesss... tis that time of year again!!! i busted out ave maria today-- woohoo!!! AND... for more holiday cheer, one more thing: KOGGLE SHUT UP!!!!! peace, love, hope, faith, soup and s o u n d g a r d e n always groovy, kathleen : )) ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 28 Nov 1998 03:10:54 EST From: SokJunky55@AOL.COM Subject: matt's an old fart... be we love him... LOL jk x )~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATT!!! YOU ROK MY SOKS!!! WOO!!!! i'm a little pea... *****Kathleen***** ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 28 Nov 1998 08:42:08 EST From: Maria Joseph Subject: Re: o/ Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you.. o/ Well it seems that both AOL and Geocities are as slow as I am. My pages haven't been updated fully on their systems so it's irking me a bit, so sorry for the confusion if any. Damn internet! Well still, I've got a cake in the oven for a special guy and I better go check on it! - Maria >>..... o/ Happy Biiiiiiirrrrrttthhhhddddaaayyyyyyy dear Maaaaaffooooooo... o/ o/ Haaaapppyyyy Bbbiiiirrrtttthhhddaaayyyyyy toooooooooo YOOOOUUUUU!!!!!! o/ Yay!! Number 36 :) My gifts to the man that I admire are many. But there is one that I'd like to share with you all: MATTHEW D. CAMERON a.k.a Fooland Yes! My quiet self has been working long and hard on the remodeling of my home for Matt and I'm finally near and end. It's got a few kinks to work out, trust me, but still, today I want you all to see it because it's a special occassion. It's under construction still and I'm gonna stop now and work on it more in the later parts of the day :)~ Take care one and all and Happy b-day to Matt! - Maria<< ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 28 Nov 1998 09:15:28 EST From: Ben Timberlake Subject: Re: Dig up your bootlegs... >We all know Chris has a sense of humor...so what's the funniest thing >you've ever heard him say in concert? Two of the funnier things I've heard Chris say (and I'm pretty sure he said them, but I'm just too lazy to go check right now) were available on the unofficial home page: "Alright, everybody take off yer shirts!" and "We're not leaving this stage tonight until you tell us we're heavy metal". Those crack me up every time. And of course, (though not technically from a concert) "Soundgarden is . . . a tear from an eye dreaming" which, when you read it out of context, also seems kind of touching. I thought it was funny in Chicago (Nov. '97, can't remember which show) when he was sorta taunting the crowd with a Chicago-Seattle rivalry thing and he said, "At least our basketball players don't make movies with cartoons." Then he invited the crowd to say whatever it wanted to him and Ben came over to the microphone and said to the crowd, "You paid to say it, dipfuck." Those entertain me for some reason. Sorry, I know these are also not from concerts, but here are a few more from some online sessions a couple years ago (transcripts are on the unofficial homepage, I believe) : SPIN: Are you guys going to have some kind of multimedia laser light show at your live shows, like Pink Floyd? SowndGardn (Chris): Absolutely, and our ticket prices will skyrocket. Mercancia: Chris- what do your necklaces symbolize? SowndGardn (Chris): The end of humanity and all of mankind as we know it. Brumdog: What is your favorite type of BEER? Jason, Yakima WA. SowndGardn (Kim): Whatever someone else pays for. MTVOnline Question : Do you guys dislike MTV because they overplay "Black Hole Sun" ? S0UNDGRDNx (Chris) : No, we dislike MTV cause they don't overplay S0UNDGRDNx : all of our other videos. S0UNDGRDNx : But we like MTV more S0UNDGRDNx : now that they don't play Paula Abdul. Question : HOW CAN YOU WRITE SO DEPRESSING SONGS. IT SEEMS TO ME YOU HAVE THE PERFECT LIFE. YOU'RE Question : MARRIED, YOU'RE RICH AND YOU ARE EXTREMELY GIFTED! S0UNDGRDNx (Chris): That's true S0UNDGRDNx : I realize you're right S0UNDGRDNx : I feel better now. Question : Chris, I know you are not in the band, but can you tell me what is going on with HATER? S0UNDGRDNx (Chris): I don't know what's going on with Hater. S0UNDGRDNx : I think they're releasing a quadruple live album. S0UNDGRDNx : with an accompanying cassette S0UNDGRDNx : on the first steps of learning taxidermy. Oh, finally, I was thinking about Motorvision the other day, which I have only seen twice (when I rented it a couple years ago and have never been able to find since). I love when J.P. Patches the clown comes out and asks who everyone came to see. Whenever I think of the word "Soundgarden", I always hear that crowd yelling it back in response. To me, it harkens to the power, volume and appeal of the band. That's enough out of you, mister. -- Ben Ben Timberlake Hysterical & btimlake@aol.com Useless "Genius lies in choosing to be a genius and *in being right*." -- Julio Cortazar, "Hopscotch" ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 28 Nov 1998 11:00:12 EST From: Niki Freer Subject: happy 36, ole boy. here's wishing a pot-smokin, fun-filled, beer-guzzlin grand old birthday to our favorite drummer from Pearl jam and Soundgarden. :) have a good one matt, i hope you get up to canada to take advantage of the hash bars. :) mindriot ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 28 Nov 1998 12:01:57 EST From: Shawnte Orion Subject: "this is Kim Thayil....the sex symbol of the band" 10/24/89 In a message dated 11/28/98 Koggle writes: << Post some of your 'fun' ideas then.. don't just post saying "i missed the fun, woe is me".. It's getting to me. >> Yes, about as annoying and hypocritical as posts complaining about how un-SG- related posts are clogging up their mailboxes. "This song is for all the turkey souls floating around in turkey heaven." BHS dedication, two years ago, from yesterday, Mesa Amphitheater......or "This is pretty cool. It's just you and us. No one who bought the Ace Of Base album is here. No one who bought the Stone Temple Pilots album is here tonight." from the 1994 Mesa Amphitheater gig. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 28 Nov 1998 12:28:31 EST From: UnknownGrl@AOL.COM Subject: shroom In a message dated 11/28/98 2:00:06 AM Eastern Standard Time, LISTSERV@MITVMA.MIT.EDU writes: << >SDS - settle down, shroom >> man i miss those posts!!! i would laugh my ass off thinking of a whip cream covered chris tied up to a chair by a red haired hoochie... and susan sitting back and watching! -rachel ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 28 Nov 1998 14:36:36 EST From: James Connolly Subject: Re: Dig up your bootlegs... the funniest thing i've heard chris say in concert is on Stingray. they're about to play my wave (I think) and Kim introduces himself. the chris says "I know him, you know..(pause)...No, I fuckin' do!" you really have to hear the way he says it, it's awesome. Kudos to the Cat for the cool thread. -Jimi ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 28 Nov 1998 14:52:43 PST From: rachel reisman Subject: speaking of fave somms quotes Speaking of fave SOMMS quotes.... "ugh...I feel like poop...:(..." GOOD GOD KATHLEEN!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!??! (and more importantly, why in hell did you share that with us!?..:)) Rachel* (IWIWSs, Mrs. Spack) (finally redeemed of being the "middle name girl" cause of this new thread...:)) ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ End of SOMMS Digest - 28 Nov 1998 to 29 Nov 1998 ************************************************