SOMMS Digest - 16 Oct 1998 to 17 Oct 1998 [ Message/RFC822 13KB. ] [ Unable to print this part. ] There are 11 messages totalling 337 lines in this issue. Topics of the day: 1. SETH IS A POOF 2. Why arent they singing, Take your vitamins, Be a nice person? 3. SETH IS A BIG FUCKING ARAB CUNT (5) 4. I Apologize 5. Matt - The singing Yardbird 6. mailing list 7. Why won't you ever learn... To UNSUBSCRIBE from SOMMS, send email to LISTSERV@MITVMA.MIT.EDU with the following in the body of your message: SIGNOFF SOMMS ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1998 12:32:16 +1000 From: Norm Lewis Subject: Re: SETH IS A POOF Good SOMMSters I'd just like to say that the Poof message is in no way indicative of all Australians. There are only 2 people in Australia who still behave in such a disgusting manner and we systematically remove them like you would any termite or roach. Pauline was ousted via the electoral system. I suggest we oust this fool via the electrical system. As for 'roots', that's something us Aussies do when naked apart from showering, bathing and doing the vacuum cleaning. I'm sure 'Roots' clothing would do well round here. Blokes like Satan Leaf would probably wear it thinking that it would increase his chances with the ladyfolk. Wooh now that gotta hurt!! Hahaha Dave P.S. If any wants a guide to any Aussie slang just give me a bell (ie. contact me). Satan Leaf wrote: > HEY SETH, > > What the fuck are you on about? Are you one of those fuckin christians who doesn't > use the word fuck at all? SETH, you're a gay fucking wanker who eats cheese while > sticking his tiny dick into a chickens juicy vagina. > > 5 Ways To Be Like Seth Perlman > > 1. Root chickens for a living > 2. Eat cheese after wiping it on your moms arse > 3. Masturbate 5 times a day > 4. Drink cum and vaginal juice > 5. Don't change your underwear > > And POOF...sorry...I mean SETH, I wouldn't give a fucki if you kick me off because > I'll easily get back on you mutha fucka. By the way, how is it rooting chickens? > FUCK OFF YOU ARAB CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1998 10:33:07 EDT From: Shawnte Orion Subject: Why arent they singing, Take your vitamins, Be a nice person? In a message dated 10/16/98 5:07:22 AM US Mountain Standard Time, LISTSERV@MITVMA.MIT.EDU writes: << Speaking of the Yardbirds, they did write the song on Ultramega OK "Smokestack Lightning". >> They didnt "write" the song, they were merely covering the original classic, by the legendary Howlin Wolf. Oh, well...I'm sure lots of other people will point this out as well. As far as last tour regrets go...when they stopped here in Arizona, there was a booth set up inside the venue's gates, selling raffle tickets. Each ticket was one dollar and the proceeds would go toward a charity (I forgot which one SG selected). They would call out the winning ticket after RFTC and the winner would get to see the rest of the show from back/side stage and get to meet the band. Anyway, out of our five person group, we only bought a total of three tickets. When they called out the winning number, it turned out to be the one right after us, so if we would have bought ONE MORE ticket. Oh, nevermind...I dont want to think about it anymore! Although, maybe it was for the best. Maybe, I wouldnt have wanted to see them not getting along too well. howlin' shawnte (Swervedriver is also in heavy rotation in my house and car) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1998 07:33:46 PDT From: Frank Wowow Subject: SETH IS A BIG FUCKING ARAB CUNT HEY ALL OF YOU FUCKERS OUT THERE, (except Spoonman) You reckon that you fuckers can kick me off SOMMS. Well I'M BACK and I'LL KEEP ON COMING BACK SETH, you are one dumb fucker. Did you ever think that if some fucker like me got on and annoyed the fuck out of you and your little army, you could get rid of me so fuckin fast. Well CUNT, you cunt...I mean you can't. I'll be back for good you arabian shit fuck. Go wank yourself SETH. It's about the only orgasm you'll ever fuckin get. And if there's a party on at your place and everyone's invited, I'm coming and I'm gonna shit on your walls. SETH what a fuckin shit name. Change your undies, fucker. Piss off you old fucker. BY THE WAY...KOGGLE, your boyfriend is rooting your best friend. Watch out you dumb bitch. By the way KOGGLE, your home page is full of shit. My grandma who knows shit all about Soundgarden could do a better job than that. FUCK OFF CUNTS. Well aren't you all nice people? Yeah baby I got the attention I wanted. Thanx everyone for replying, it's exactly what I wanted you fuckers to do Anyway Seth get a dick and suck it, eveyone on this site(except for Spoonman Brand)lives up your arse* (thanx Spooman) The one and only Satan Leaf you all love me...and I love you all) Please kick me off again. I'm having fun. ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1998 11:06:06 EDT From: Matt Hammons Subject: I Apologize Sorry everyone, Satan Leaf happens to be my alter-ego, medical science has not yet determined what triggers his surfacing from my subconcious, (We're pretty sure it has something to do with poultry.) Anyway you'll have to forgive my alter-ego for being BELLIGERENT, UN-INTELLEGENT, UNORIGINAL, UNLIKABLE, DETESTABLE, HOMOPHOBIC, PARANOID, etc. I'm not sure where the Australian slang came from because I personally don't know any, probably another subconscious thing. So I guess I take full blame, in the future my family has promised to keep me away from the computer when Satan Leaf takes over. Sorry, Matt P.S. I'd call him an alternate PERSONALITY, but that's stretching the meaning of the word. P.P.S. Just to make this official.................. :-) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1998 12:11:56 -0400 From: "Steven Russell Jr." Subject: Re: Matt - The singing Yardbird At 04:23 PM 10/15/98 -0500, you wrote: > > Speaking of the Yardbirds, they did write the song on Ultramega OK >"Smokestack Lightning". I found that hard to believe, my dad had the record. I >listened to it, and thank God Soundgarden made the song better!! Actually, "Smokestack Lightning" was written by Chester Burnett...aka Howling Wolf. It's been covered by a who's who of great rock rock bands including the aforementioned yardbirds. If you got the extra bucks...check out the Chess Blues series. The blues go well with a bottle of SC :-) Lastly, that Ryan Leaf dude is using proxy41.edge.net.au A simple email to their webmaster will take care of things. It's not nice to fool mother nature, (parkay) s. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1998 16:09:06 EDT From: Nate Marzec Subject: mailing list Would anyone like to join my mailing list? It's free. www.onelist.com/archives.cgi/ASIDES ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1998 13:46:30 PDT From: Star Pancake Subject: Why won't you ever learn... My my, what an extensive vocabulary! I must say, I am genuinely impressed with you, Satan Leaf. I don't believe I've ever met anyone QUITE as stupid as you.. oh, for future reference, this isn't a "site", it's a mailing list. For further future reference, I am not "living up seth's arse", I just respect him, which is more than you could hope for. But, maybe if you were to learn how to swear with style, instead of limiting yourself to "fuck" and "root" and "cunt", you could get somewhere in life besides sitting on your dirty shit-ridden ass at your computer. Oh, one last thing, one of my best friends was born in Saudie Arabia and lived there for most of her childhood, so you can drop the "arab cunt" thing anytime. Now would be preferable though. If you had trouble understanding any of the terms I've used in this post, don't worry, I expected it. It would however, greatly amuse the list if you were to explain what Seth did to you that deserves what you've said to him (and us). Anyhow, have fun rubbing your grandma's feces into your nose, I know you'll enjoy yourself. --punk-- PS Do you even LIKE soundgarden? I thought that Kim once said that most of their audience was smarter than the average bear.. oh, I see, MOST. ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1998 16:29:32 EDT From: Tammy Read Subject: Re: SETH IS A BIG FUCKING ARAB CUNT In a message dated 10/16/98 7:45:41 AM Pacific Daylight Time, satan_leaf@HOTMAIL.COM writes: << Well aren't you all nice people? Yeah baby I got the attention I wanted. Thanx everyone for replying, it's exactly what I wanted you fuckers to do >> THAT explains it all. You're being ignored at home. Mommy and daddy don't pay any attention to poor little Satan Leaf so he has to come online and get attention. You seek it, your life is "I NEED ATTENTION, AND I'LL MAKE AN ASS OUT OF MYSELF JUST TO GET IT". Did you ever think that if some fucker like me got on and annoyed the fuck out of you and your little army, you could get rid of me so fuckin fast You're really not that annoying. It just goes back to that attention thing again. You HAVE to have it. You just called yourself a fucker, so at least you're starting to see the true you. That's a good sign, still might be hope for you and this anger you seem to have. And if there's a party on at your place and everyone's invited, I'm coming and I'm gonna shit on your walls. Shit on your walls...hmm. To shit on the wall, you'd more than likely have to bend over, and I bet bending over is one of your favorite positions when your bitch is ramming you up the ass. So you're sexually confused. I don't think talking about Seth's "undies", or a rooster is gonna help you to figure out what you want though. BASICALLY, get your dumb ass a life. Take the minute to dust off your pea brain and try and realize how fucking ignorant you are to come on a list, and try to wreck it. You can't. But it was a nice attempt. Have a swell day Leaf Boy, don't play in traffic unless you get hit. Please kick me off again. I'm having fun. Fun, heh heh, yup... ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1998 13:58:20 PDT From: Star Pancake Subject: Re: SETH IS A BIG FUCKING ARAB CUNT Oh, btw, I've forwarded your message to Hotmail's abuse center, and they will find that you have violated their terms of service and terminate your account immediately. You'll find that most other "freemail" services have the same policy, and trust me you piece of trash, I won't back down. Have a nice life -punk- ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1998 17:14:15 -0400 From: Adrian Subject: Re: SETH IS A BIG FUCKING ARAB CUNT This lad has spelled it out for us: >Well aren't you all nice people? Yeah baby I got the attention I wanted. >Thanx everyone for replying, it's exactly what I wanted you fuckers to >do It's bad enough I keep getting mail from him, I don't need all of the empty threats directed to him too. __________________________________________________________ Adrian http://www.alfheim.net/~age/ age@jhu.edu Trance is my only escape... ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1998 17:22:34 EDT From: Catherine Veit Subject: Re: SETH IS A BIG FUCKING ARAB CUNT In a message dated 10/16/98 2:13:41 PM, you wrote: <> i'm glad someone said it.... if you're gonna do it, do it privately..not through the list... this is ridiculous! -cv ------------------------------ End of SOMMS Digest - 16 Oct 1998 to 17 Oct 1998 ************************************************